HAMMERS HOCKEY
DARK RED ARMY
Brad Brown
"Bradski"
Soviet agent. On ice, he does so much with so little talent.
Frank Schofield
"Big Gunsey"
MVP who just needs a little encouragement.
Matt Radowicz
"Huey"
Natural goal scorer and trash talker.
Arthur Schofield
"Fuzzy"
Streaky top-line forward with connections if you ever get in trouble.
Rob Powell
"WIPsy"
Work in Progress.
Ski racer turned hockey player. No ceiling on his hockey abilities.
THE PLAYERS
DARK RED ARMY
Michael Gautreau
"Gutta"
French Canadian veteran who speaks no English. Heady player with great vision.
Paul Jannke
"Lairdsy"
Dual sport athlete balancing time between surfing and goal scoring.
Chris Radowicz
Another Nepo Schofield who grew up learning to score.
Mattie Chaisson
"Mattie Ice"
All-round hockey player who fires bullets, and sparks Dark to victory.
Chris Williams
"Mr Minus"
Son of a Bruin. Silky hands complemented with best? minus/plus in the league.
Chris Lawrence "Campsy"
Late sleeper with quick hands who can finish. Last man without a cage.
Andrew Feder
"Classy"
Top-line goal scorer who only uses an ivory stick.
Dwight Davenport
"Dewey"
Dangerous two-way player for both teams in both directions. Plays with brothers Huey and Louie.
Marc Foland
"Foles"
A top-pair D-man, Acton-Boxboro product who mucks and intimidates the youngsters.
Justin Bush
"JB"
Emotional leader who stands on head in front of porous Dark D. Regular retiree.
WHITE BLIZZARD
Gary Rautiola
"Snipesy"
His only shot is a quick slapshot. But it's a good one.
Chris Marrese
"Bubsy"
New England Bubble Hockey Champ, who plays hockey in a track like a bubble hockey player.
Chris Laighton
"Lemieuxsy"
Best moves in the league. He makes Lemieux look short and slow.
Rick Tibbetts
"Bearsy"
Fast and snarly, he lives for salmon and disrupting Team Dark.
Adam Lucht
"Lucky"
Skilled forward who also leads the league in tap-ins.
Kevin Christie
"Zippy"
Young speedster who is always open. So uncatchable, Dark doesn't even try.
Chase Caldwell "Chase Factor"
Glenn Paradise
"Paradise Island"
Innovator, entrepreneur, sniper. Gets high quality sleep every night.
Derek Happy
"Happy Gilmore"
Big body with finishing touch around the net. Impressive double session player.
Mike Sullivan
"Sully"
Nasty forward turned nice guy defenseman. Impressive puck possession skills and reach. Patented wrap around goals.
Chris Edgren
"Eggy"
Big, fast and tough. Rookie season, has stuck around.
Greg Hayes
"Hazel"
Friendly D-man who always takes the puck away from the opposition..
Chris Hurley
"Hurls"
High-end goal player providing locker room leadership for childish Blizzard team.
Eric Rautiola
"ERat"
Nepo-baby Hammer who has earned his spot with speed and goal scoring.
Justin Creticos
"JC/JT"
Abnormally normal for a goalie, he shuts down Dark with relative ease.
RETIRED HALL OF FAME
Gary Piantedosi
"Coach"
Founded the Hammers. Then ran it into bankruptcy regularly.
Tim Owen
"Bloodsy"
Canadian speedster. Led the league in scoring for years. Achieved such great heights, he succumbed to vertigo.
Marc-Andre Lebel
"Spidey"
The genius behind the Hammers humor and nickname culture. Lives in a fantasy world.
John Prendeville "Gunsy"
Hammer Founder and Historian. With dual phone holsters, fastest draw in the East.
Greg Smith
"Smitty"
Whereabouts unknown. Living in a cabin on a lake.
PRO PROTÉGÉS
PRO ENTOURAGE
Wayne Simpson
"Wayno"
Wayno learned a lot from the Hammers League on his way to Union, Providence Bruins, and the German Pro League.
Carl Hesler
"King Carl"
Carl started in the Hammers kids league and went on to be captain at Dartmouth.
Sam Hesler
"Sammy"
Sammy became too fast for the Hammers league and moved on to score goals for Dartmouth.
David P.
"Pasta"
Pasta grew up studying the Hammers playbook and practicing his one-timers with Big Gunsey.
Pat Zamboni Guy
"Oscar"
Our friend who picked up our spirits and let us into the rink. RIP Oscar.